The Supreme Court avoided a catastrophic accident last year when a piece of marble at least 2 feet long crashed to the ground in an interior courtyard used by the justices and their aides, according to several court employees.
The incident, which the court still fails to acknowledge publicly, took place in the tense spring of 2022, as the court already was dealing with death threats and other security concerns and the justices were putting the final touches on their stunning decision overturning Roe v. Wade.
God sent a warning but they ignored it 😱
I think God just missed. Shame, really.
He has a habit of that. Hit the wrong Hitchens brother, too.
Chunk of badly maintained building falls on ground a year and a half ago, nobody hurt…
Great news story guys.
The disaster is that it didn’t hit Scalia.
2 feet, could’ve taken out two of em
I pick Thomas as second.
Six years after he died?
Somehow I got it my head that this was a 2014 incident.
Lets pretend I said Alito
Younger would have been better. Beer baby or the Handmade would be best.
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It’d be a hell of a story, right?
This Court has perverted justice so horribly that the courthouse itself tried to kill them.
Thanks for trying marble slab.
The hero we needed.
Dwayne “The slab of marble” Johnson from the top rope with the Supreme Court Vacancy!
Everyone talks about how all powerful god is and how all knowing he is. omniscient my ass. thomas was not even around.
Too bad. The world would be a better place had it just managed to take out one of the religious nutjob justices. Hell, it’s a symptom of deferred maintenance which would be ironic if it was caused due to restricted spending by their own corrupt compatriots.
disaster?
That’s a weird way to spell miracle
And America avoided an unbelievability fortuitous event.
Written like a Douglas Adams line.
“avoided disaster”… yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion man
Fuck ‘em.
A metaphor of things to come to the US?
What a perfect metaphor…we already knew the institution was crumbling, but the building itself has had enough of this shit too, it seems.
“I won’t miss next time.” -The Lord
Big talk!
Don’t you Americans have a term for exactly that: “Act of God”. And those oh-so-faithful didn’t get the hint?
We should cause more marble to be possessed
