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Stamets@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I didn't study

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I didn't study

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Stamets@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works
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    I believe it is ooh eeh ooh aah aah ting tang wallawalla bang bang.

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      I see you went for the extra credit essay

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    try to examine one or more of your buddies, for the answers

    don’t forget to say “no homo” while you’re at it

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      Also keep the socks on it homo if you take off the socks

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    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.

    • Pinklink@lemm.ee
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      It’s A then B, and finish with “Start” newb

      • Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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        I googled it cause its been like 24 years since I actually used it lol

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          Lol fr. Wait so am I wrong?

          • Cyanity@lemmy.world
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            Partially. They forgot the start, but the B A was correct.

            • Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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              Thank you for your service o7

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    Magna cum laude

    • diprount_tomato@lemmy.world
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      Cum louder?

      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Cum harder, cum faster, cum stronger

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Don’t worry they use the bell curve

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Well, a curved bellend. Same difference.

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    According to me and most of my buddies, the answer is diverticulitis in varying degrees.

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    Up your ass, OP

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    What did you get for number two?

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      I was just about to ask you, assman

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    “deeper” usually works

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      “Yes, daddy.”

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        “Harder”

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      deleted by creator

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Stay in school, kids!

  • WoahWoah@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    Is that a young Jason Momoa?

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      It’s that one actor whose eyebrows steal every scene.

      Edit: No joke, if you search “eyebrow actor”, it’s all him. Will Poulter.

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    I do, but I have to show you

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