• frezik
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    1 year ago

    Or in some cases, just plain fucked up. Gnostic Jesus is like if in the middle of Empire Strikes Back on Hoth, Han comes around the corner and sees Luke ass fucking an Ewok. Han asks why he’s ass fucking an Ewok when they’re not even in this movie, much less on Hoth, and Luke says “shut up, Han, I’m busy ass fucking an Ewok”.

    That’s what Gnostic Jesus is like.