“The liberal media will lie to you - they’ll tell you we’re surrendering, that we’re beat, but that’s wrong! I made a deal, you see, like the businessman I am, I made a very good deal, you see. Because they - the enemy - they came to me and they said ‘Oh Mr. Trump, we don’t want to fight you. You and your army - your military - you’re too strong, too powerful. We don’t want to fight you. What can we do for you to take that off the table?’ And so I tell them - I’m a very generous man, you see, I tell them we can make a deal - the sort of deal where neither of us has to fight, you see. That’s the sort of deal we made.”
I like how the guy who once suggested we nuke a hurricane is the one saying he’ll prevent World War 3.
His solution to WW3 would be immediately surrendering.
“The liberal media will lie to you - they’ll tell you we’re surrendering, that we’re beat, but that’s wrong! I made a deal, you see, like the businessman I am, I made a very good deal, you see. Because they - the enemy - they came to me and they said ‘Oh Mr. Trump, we don’t want to fight you. You and your army - your military - you’re too strong, too powerful. We don’t want to fight you. What can we do for you to take that off the table?’ And so I tell them - I’m a very generous man, you see, I tell them we can make a deal - the sort of deal where neither of us has to fight, you see. That’s the sort of deal we made.”
Literally all you have to do is draw on a map to change the course of wars like he did with a hurricane
Israel-Gaza solved with a sharpie. Done and done.
Easy
I like how the guy who once threatened North Korea with a nuclear strike is the one saying he’ll prevent World War 3.