Walter Harriman from Stargate SG-1.

Intersting and easy job, rarely in mortal danger, good job security, cool co-workers.

Duties include:

• Open the iris

• Close the iris

• Loudly announce “'incoming wormhole!” Even though the stargate is loud as fuck and everyone already knows, and that could be automated anyway.

• Press the button that makes the whole base go “woop! Woop! Woop!”

• Dial the gate (actually terrified I might accidentally connect Earth to a black hole again)

Main job perks include:

• Sometimes Sam Carter brushes past me close enough that I can smell her hair.

• Jack O’Neill once patted me on the back and said ‘good job’ (I think of him like a father figure even though I’m older than him)

• Teal’c