Walter Harriman from Stargate SG-1.
Intersting and easy job, rarely in mortal danger, good job security, cool co-workers.
Duties include:
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Open the iris
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Close the iris
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Loudly announce “'incoming wormhole!” Even though the stargate is loud as fuck and everyone already knows, and that could be automated anyway.
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Press the button that makes the whole base go “woop! Woop! Woop!”
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Dial the gate (actually terrified I might accidentally connect Earth to a black hole again)
Main job perks include:
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Sometimes Sam Carter brushes past me close enough that I can smell her hair.
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Jack O’Neill once patted me on the back and said ‘good job’ (I think of him like a father figure even though I’m older than him)
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Teal’c
And on that 7th chevron, you usually get to switch things up and say locked!
Don’t forget he finally got his own parking spot after 11 years, can crack a general up with requisition form numbers.
Became the curator of the SGC after the… Oh wait wrong timeline.
I mean I was going to say Superman or something, but yours is way better 😆
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Tom Bombadil
Tom Beanbadil?
You fookin know it
This is the correct answer. No cares. No worries. Just chill.
And married to a hot river spirit who is just as chill
Scrooge McDuck
Life is like a hurricane, there in Duckburg. Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes; it’s a duck-blur!
You just like the corkscrew….
The residents of Duckburg must be pantsless for a reason.
I’ll see myself out.
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I seem to recall he had a little trouble with some water at one point.
Now that’s a truly creative reply! Much love!
Roger rabbit
Valid point.
Arthur Dent… although I admit I do like a good cup of tea.
Hedonismbot
god(s)
I’d be Mr Body, from the board game “Clue”. The greatest benefit of being Mr Body is that he’s dead before the game even starts.
R Daneel Olivaw. I want to see and shape 20,000 yrs of human advancement.
I thought I was the only one thinking that, not even sure why Daneel popped in my head when the question was asked, but it did.
Book or movie?
I didn’t realize there was a Foundation movie. But I mean book Daneel.
There’s a Foundation series on Apple. Don’t bother if you want it to actually follow the story, but if you just want to watch related SciFi it’s not half bad.
Android Demerzel in the show does indeed have a hand in shaping history.
I was confused, thinking of I Robot. Just ignore me 😜
Woodrow Wilson Smith AKA Ernest Gibbons, Captain Aaron Sheffield, “Happy” Daze, Proscribed Prisoner No. 83M2742, Mr. Justice Lenox, Dr. Lafayette ‘Lafe’ Hubert, Corporal Ted Bronson, “His Serenity Seraphim the Younger, Supreme High Priest of the One God in All His Aspects and Arbiter Below and Above”, and Lazarus Long. A character by Robert A. Heinlein.
Man, i’m tempted to write a Lazarus Long trans fem story where instead of making girl clones and banging his mother, he just transitions then marries his best trans fem bud Andrew Libby Long and they can be trans lesbians together.
Well that’s one way to say you’re into incest …
No, just a long and varied life.
A life with quite a lot of long & varied sex with his mom, his daughters (multiple; and both genetic and adopted), his sex-swapped clone, a couple of computers, …
The Doctor or Spider-Man
The Doctor, literally go anywhere, anytime, traveling in luxury, be anyone, with anyone.
but he’s always such a whiney bitch about it.
Uncle Ben. Guess it’s a matter of time
Maybe every uncle Ben is actually the Doctor, he knows Peter needs the push and just regenerates after
Carrot Ironfoundersson
doraemon
that pocket of inventions just bring light-hearted happy vibes
Invincible, after
spoiler
becoming Emperor
Hot wife, nice home, comfy job.
