What would be your most creative puns for nicknames. For example, Zach Wilson aka Zach Milfson. I’ll start… as a Chargers fan…
Kellen Moore aka Kellen Less
Brandon Staley aka Brandon Stale
Zack Loss when he was on the bills
When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.
Wak Pickscott
Sack Prescott
Wak
Any other Facebook level insult you can think of
Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense
I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)
Mash eberflush
calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun
Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it’s what I call him on his down games.
Diontae Dropson
I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.
Fat Nagy
Fuck it, here’s one horrible QB insult pun for every team:
Josh Fallen
Tua Turnsdaballova
Mac Gones
Aaron Oddgers
Lamar Jacksoff
Blow Burrow
Deshaun Wat
Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!
CJ Frowned
Lardner Minshew
Trevor Nawrence
Nil Levis
Russell Won’tson
Patrick Mahomeless
Jimmy Marcoppolo
Justin Sherbert
Ack Prescott
Daniel Nones
Jalen Squirts
Sam Owell
Justout Fields
Jared Goof
Jordan Loveless
Kirk Bruhsins
Desmond Shidder
Bryce Dung
Derek Belowparr
Baker Mayyield
Claytoutof Tune
Matthew Staffordpinto
Brock Turdy
Peeno Smith
Matthew Shaftturd
Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris
Todd Bowels
The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass
DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then
I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops