Zack Loss when he was on the bills

When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.

Wak Pickscott

Sack Prescott

Wak

Any other Facebook level insult you can think of

Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense

I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)

Mash eberflush

calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun

Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it’s what I call him on his down games.

Diontae Dropson

I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.

Fat Nagy

Fuck it, here’s one horrible QB insult pun for every team:

Josh Fallen

Tua Turnsdaballova

Mac Gones

Aaron Oddgers

Lamar Jacksoff

Blow Burrow

Deshaun Wat

Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!

CJ Frowned

Lardner Minshew

Trevor Nawrence

Nil Levis

Russell Won’tson

Patrick Mahomeless

Jimmy Marcoppolo

Justin Sherbert

Ack Prescott

Daniel Nones

Jalen Squirts

Sam Owell

Justout Fields

Jared Goof

Jordan Loveless

Kirk Bruhsins

Desmond Shidder

Bryce Dung

Derek Belowparr

Baker Mayyield

Claytoutof Tune

Matthew Staffordpinto

Brock Turdy

Peeno Smith

Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris

Todd Bowels

The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass

DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then

I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops