There needs to be a major update to Siri, it can barley do anything

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    1 year ago

    Hoping that’s a massive feature of iOS 18. Would improve the phone’s built in assistant as well as the HomeKit setup. Have to wait for WWDC

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    1 year ago

    Siri is on the back-burner. I am positive that they have a modernized Siri utilizing machine learning/AI that will come out in the next few years that blows it out of the water.

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    1 year ago

    They’ll probably upgrade siri with more modern AI next year. They must do it if they don’t want to stay behind the competition.

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    1 year ago

    *le me walking with my airpods pro*

    *a wild message arrives*

    Me: Hey Siri, can you read the message? *walking my way downtown*

    Siri: you have to unlock your iphone first.

    SO WHATS THE FREAKING POINT

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        1 year ago

        Google assistant reading my messages: Messenger, from sister’s name laughing while crying emoji laughing while crying emoji laughing while crying emoji laughing while crying emoji laughing while crying emoji (in a robotic voice)

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    1 year ago

    I honestly heavily doubt Apple are still working on Siri at all. They’ve just accepted it will be garbage, at least for now

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    1 year ago

    Since I added 2 Google speakers at home, Siri only does timers on my watch. Rest of smart home commands go to Google.

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    1 year ago

    iPhone 16 is getting a new assistant which should be much closer to the Google Assistant. It will be a iPhone 16 exclusive though, Apple won’t port it to older models even though we all know they could, expect some BS about the A17 being a “AI” enchanced chip” that enables the new assistant, all lies of course.

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    1 year ago

    Me when I asked her to make a two minute timer and she just looked up timers online … google assistant solos

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    1 year ago

    “You’ll need to unlock your iPhone first” ahh gee looks like I’m stuck with this playlist

    Wasn’t she made for this?

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    1 year ago

    Dude, it really is the fucking worst. I asked siri this morning “how long will it take for me to drive to my next appointment.” She pulls up my calendar appointment. So I then ask “how long will it take for me to get there?” It then does a fucking web search “how long will it take for me to get there?” So. Fucking. Dumb. The more I use ChatGPT, the worse Siri seems.

    EDIT: I should note that the address was in the calendar appointment.

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      1 year ago

      Same sentiments here. Siri’s feeling like a grandma “AI” at this point. Half the responses I’m wishing it was gpt. Basic stuff, either “unlock the phone” or “I can’t do that on iPhone”.

      Feels like she’s been abandoned by devs.

      If Siri had gpt levels of iOS integration, it would be indispensable.

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      1 year ago

      This was me the other day. I asked Siri to “text my wife how far I’m from home” she first needed me to unlock my phone and second she gave me results from the web.

      I then asked her how far I’m from home and she said 5 minutes. Can two and two not be put together.

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      1 year ago

      Siri has almost gotten me into car wrecks with how bad it is. I typically only use it while driving, and she can’t even read me a basic answer to a question, instead saying “Here’s some results from the web. Is this okay?”

      Like no, I’m driving. Read the f’in results

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      1 year ago

      It’s not even *consistent* in what it’s dumb about. Sometimes, something works that makes you go “Wait - that was actually quite good …” so then you try it again and she’s back to asking Wolfram Alpha how to send a text to my mom.

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      1 year ago

      As someone who used to be on Android, the different between Siri and Google Assistant is night and day, and it was extremely noticable even before the advent of LLMs. It just seems like Apple does not care about Siri.

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      1 year ago

      I actually did a test the other day between Siri and Google Assistant. Now preface this i utilize only Google Calendar. I have that connected so it imports into Apple Calendar.

      I ask Siri when my next Ortho appt is. She tells me right away.

      I ask Google Assistant when my Ortho appt is. It’s like “I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about”.

      I do the same but as when my next appt at the specfic office as i plug that in each time on my appts into Google Calendar. Again only Siri got it right.

      Moral of the story, Siri might be dumb at some things but smart in others. And Google Assistant isn’t the smartest thing either.

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      1 year ago

      Worst part is some requests will work one day, then not work the next, then work again.

      Especially with requests about HomeKit or commands that have similar wording to HomeKit scenes. Drives me nuts.

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    1 year ago

    Siri is awful. Or if you ask her a question “you need to unlock your iPhone first”. She needs to get on the same level as Alexa! Alexa isn’t great, but she’s a heck of a lot better than Siri.

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    1 year ago

    It’s crazy how Siri went from the best to not even worth using outside of asking for the time or to call someone. The answer for like 90% of what I ask is “here’s what I found on the web” I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF.

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    1 year ago

    This is the one I hate; “Siri, find me chiropractors nearby.” “Okay, the closest is Blahblahblah. I can call, or give you directions. Which would you like?” “Call.” “Who do you want to call?”