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Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Banana

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Banana

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Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Hupf@feddit.de
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    • Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

    • I’m down to eat a banana.

    • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      But she wants HIS banana 😩

      • ℓostme@lemmy.world
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        Well, he has two, he can share

        • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldBanned
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          but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.

          • Andrew@mander.xyz
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            Ugh, you can always buy more banana.

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      Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm

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    Sounds like she thinks she’s too good for a free banana.

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    Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
    Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
    Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
    Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

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      Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

      • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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        beat the meat

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          Treat the feet

  • Seraph@kbin.social
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    Third banana?

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      “you’re not going to believe this…”

  • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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    I feel seen.

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    Not a big fan of bananas

    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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      fuck you

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        And the big banana lobby arrives to slander the opposition

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    How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
    Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
    Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
    one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.

    “Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?”
    Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
    “Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you’ll be surprised”,
    “Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!”

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    c/bananaaaaaaccceee

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    deleted by creator

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    “Did my girlfriend give you that banana?”

    “No, my mom did”

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    HAHA I HATE MY WIFE

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