They were preparing for the future.
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I clicked on this story but it was just a picture of your mom, what gives
so, is this more of a bathroom, bedroom, or living room appliance?
Kitchen
Downtown sidewalk
rumpus room
please insert dead soldier
What was the Chinese sperm thing about? More US brainworms?
the Jordan Peterson thing? I think that picture was from a kink porn.
I assume there’s a legitimate use for these things at sperm banks or fertility clinics. Seems a bit overengineered compared to just nutting in a cup, but I guess it avoids the possibility of missing. More importantly, it could be useful for someone with mobility issues who can’t easily stimulate themselves.
(“sperm banks” got auto-corrected to “supermarkets” at first…now there’s an image)
edit: oh, you were asking why it went viral, whoops
Nono I was asking what it was about. I keep hearing “Chinese sperm machines” and assumed there was more to it, and it looks like there was! Thanks!
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He was probably promoting his porn sharing account.
Can you buy medical equipment as a private individual?
I’m not sure how this is a better alternative for men who are “too embarassed to masturbate in the hospital”.
I’m confused about the long row of machines all lined up. Are the men using them like urinals just next to each other? lmao
Is there a sperm machine etiquette where you leave a space in between unless all the machines are taken?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell
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