Might be a creative false-flag operation to stirr up some discussions about similar but maybe less obviously privacy invasive company policies.

Absurdist maximation right out of an adbuster workshop.

What the actual fuck, what a disgusting and invasive policy.

On a side note, I highly doubt they have that policy in a legal paper.

Wipe shit on sign to indicate willingness to comply.

Take a good old fashioned stink bomb after staying on your phone as long as you like.

here come the poop nazis