JACKSON, MI—With camouflage-clad members gathered in corner booths and at high-tops throughout the restaurant, sources confirmed Wednesday that every table at a local Applebee’s was populated by a different militia. “Yeah, so those are the Boogaloo Boys at table 3, Michigan Home Guard over near the door, and then…
lol you had me check and unfortunately the promotion ended with the introduction of their holliday specials. I kid you not though, there is a form to sign up for an alert when they bring them back. I feel like you need to have Allen Iverson levels of love for Applebees to do that.
Follow-up question: Allen Iverson loves Applebee’s?
Not really, he’s a TGI Fridays guy. I was disappointed to find out that this wasn’t a real quote a while back so I just pretend it’s real.