I hope you tipped generously.
Yes, but just the tip.
Money from their mutual vacation fund
That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.
After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it
I had German engineers build me a shower one time.
That was a mistake.
Won’t it let you shower until you “das Fenster gekippt hast”
It’s all fun and gas, you can take it
Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career
Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.
Did…
Did he subscribe?
There’s no follow up.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Just remember,
There is no sex in the champagne room.
If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.
Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.
I love how one typo opens up both “women” and “we men” possibilities
wife’s boyfriend be likeWhat was her stripper name?
The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.
That Einstein’s name? George Washington.
