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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Candidates Spend GOP Debate Trying To Hog-Tie Greased-Up Nude Man Representing Woke Mind Virus

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Candidates Spend GOP Debate Trying To Hog-Tie Greased-Up Nude Man Representing Woke Mind Virus

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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TUSCALOOSA, AL—Running around the stage in an effort to corner the unnamed individual, presidential candidates spent the fourth GOP primary debate Wednesday evening attempting to hog-tie a greased-up nude man who reportedly represented the woke mind virus. “It takes a strong woman to catch a nude, greased-up man,”…
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    We’ll see if this is still satire by 2028. The GOP have proven there actually was a slippery slope there. They just mistook which direction down is and are going for a ride…

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      They’re lubing the skids with a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creats a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil. We’re really going to fly down the hill with this stuff!

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        • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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          We were pickin’ stones on the hill the other deeeeeey…

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    Once again, The Onion swings for the fences and knocks it out of the park.

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    I would watch this. Let’s make it happen, people.

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    Is this a coincidence?

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