WINNER: SCREECH OWL 80-38

These are some very opposite owls from opposite parts of the world!

Blakiston’s Fish Owl, the world’s largest owl, has been impressive thus far. First, it eliminated the Tawny Owl. After that, it squeaked out a victory over the Goth-inspired Sooty Owls. Will this Japanese Kaiju be able to overpower such a universally loved owl like the Screech Owl?

Great camo, small round packaging, a beautiful tree bark patterns, a sweet, yet sulky expression with just enough humor, a beautiful singing voice, and devilish but innocent looking horns. This is the Screech Owl. It’s a lot to live squeezed into a tiny, plump package. Will this little darling be able to hold out against BFO?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
    51·
    7 months ago

    So THAT’S what BFO stands for? I knew it standing for Big Fucking Owl was highly unrealistic, but gotta admit I’m still a little disappointed…

    • Blubton@feddit.nl
      3·
      7 months ago

      BFO stands for everything good, so for Big F’n Owl too. Also, they are goong to rename him soon, so maybe Big F’n Owl will be the official name soon (probably not though).

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
        41·
        7 months ago

        Also, they are goong to rename him soon, so maybe Big F’n Owl will be the official name soon

        Only very few times in my life have I been more eager to sign any petition, let alone one that probably doesn’t exist 😄

        • anon6789@lemmy.worldOP
          4·
          7 months ago

          If it’s anything like any other bureaucracy making changes, you still have time to join the Audubon Society!

            • anon6789@lemmy.worldOP
              2·
              7 months ago

              I am curious if they will. The town here is named Audubon as well, so that makes it a little strange to change it and not everything else. They probably should change it all, but that is probably much more involved than just changing the name of one thing.