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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Eat it!

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Eat it!

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    The far superior Crunchwrap Supreme was practically engineered to solve every case of taco mishap imaginable. Crunchy, tasty, and sh*t doesn’t fly everywhere when you bite into it. It even keeps your hands relatively clean. If you must eat in your car, this is the way to go.

    The only flaw is it doesn’t have a good way to inject hot/medium/mild sauce into the envelope, and I’m pretty sure you can’t order it prepared that way.

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      You can. I worked at Taco Bell, and our managerial training had/has an entire module that boils down to: “if we can reasonably do it, and the customer asks, then do it.”

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        As Bill Hicks put it:

        “Welcome to Taco Bell. How would you like your beans and rice arranged?”

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        This is a game changer. Thank you.

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      I can’t believe I never thought to ask it prepared that way. This makes the crunch wrap such a more inviting option for me.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      I miss the grilled stuffed burrito. It was the same thing, but much more convenient to hold.

    • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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      Double decker taco did it too

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        That’s the one with the soft taco shell bean-glued to the outside? Solid compromise to prevent taco-shell shrapnel from ejecting all over your lap. Doesn’t fix OP’s cheese problem though.

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          I mean every taco I eat I just kinda push it all down a little bit and it’s usually fine

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