• LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

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        1 year ago

        Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

        Seriously. No joke.

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          1 year ago

          Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.