• AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldB
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    8 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    He got briefly caught up with the law during a stint fixing games consoles at flea markets, which nearly implicated him alongside vendors who sold pirated movies.

    It was here that Bowser – who, in a case of nominative determinism that feels almost too trite to acknowledge, shares a name with Super Mario’s in-game antagonist – started becoming the face of Nintendo piracy.

    In the late 00s he made contact with Team Xecuter, a group that produces dongles used to bypass anti-piracy measures on Nintendo Switch and other consoles, letting them illegally download, modify and play games.

    While he says he was only paid a few hundred dollars a month to update their websites, Bowser says the people he worked with weren’t very social and he helped “testers” troubleshoot devices.

    “And suddenly I wake up and see three people surrounding my bed with rifles aimed at my head … they dragged me out of the place, put me in the back of a pickup truck and drove me to the Interpol office.”

    While inside, Bowser couldn’t always get the medical attention he needed, he claims, and even when he did, the realities of prison still exacerbated his health issues – he has elephantiasis in his left leg.


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      8 months ago

      I’m always surprised with the enormous show of force in cases like this. I would imagine sending him a letter informing him that he and his lawyer need to show up at the police/fbi/otherAlphabetAgency office on date X would have been sufficient.

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      Bowser says the people he worked with weren’t very social and he helped testers" troubleshoot devices.

      "And suddenly I wake up and see three people surrounding my bed with rifles aimed at my head …

      Wow, that escalated quickly

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        8 months ago

        I was shocked too. You really think some nerd who updates websites needs a SWAT team to take him down?! American police are crazy don’t listen to me, they’re not American!

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            8 months ago

            Yep, quite right! I got it mixed up with Puerto Rico in my head which is why I called them American

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              8 months ago

              I like you man, you’re a reasonable fella. I wish Lemmy had superficial awards like Good Samaritan or something.