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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Number 3

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Number 3

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    That’s not a nice thing to do to the employees who clean this.

    Also a waste of food.

    Yeah, I don’t like this post, this post sucks.

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      Disrespectful to the fish

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        I’m so conflicted here, I don’t like the disrespect to the fish but I also find this extremely funny

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      deleted by creator

  • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Who the hell is carrying around an Atlantic salmon in a garbage bag?? I’m having retail PTSD here…

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      Yeah. This isn’t funny. Its just shitty, annoying behavior.

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    Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it’s the third most common use of a toilet.

    • Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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      number 3 is busting into the toilet

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      Maybe for women.

      • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, for us dudes it’s a fish almost as often as a poo. Really fish should be a number 2.5, and then 3 is badgers.

    • don@lemm.ee
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      Always has been.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shit out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.

    • OpenStars@startrek.website
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      That’s kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants’ POV, that’s kinda what we do to them?-P.

    • Bubonic [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Feeding the multitude was really just ancient human centipede.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      Or, perhaps, a serving of pie.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        a serving of pie.

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • moody@lemmings.world
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    I thought number 3 was when you poop in the urinal

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    I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      It is.

    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      Ah, you got to that one first!

  • bizarrocullen@lemmy.world
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    You need to chew your food.

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    One fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      /thread

  • Teon@kbin.social
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    This post seems fishy!

  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1000090606

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    Maybe next we could do a number 4? That’s when you poop while holding hands!

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    Anthony.

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    I just ate some number 3 🤤

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    He looks so peaceful

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    Naw, that’s a reverse skibidi if I ever saw one.

    Edit: so many downvotes, that I am at least going to show my reasoning on this:-P.

    Skibidi = man comes out

    Reverse skibidi = fish goes in?

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