One time some guys and I were looking for a place to eat but it was already late. Someone suggested a Waffle House that was coming up. One of the other guys said, “it looks kinda sketchy”.

Of course it does. It’s a Waffle House. You should be more worried if it looks clean and well kept.

Sir, I think you’ve been ordering your hash browns wrong

Oh man, do Denny’s folks not fight in your town?

We don’t have Waffle House in Minnesota, so our feisty 24/7 diner diners seem to do Denny’s. Perkins is where the square plate non-fighters eat.

Anyone with taste goes to Flameburger, though. The Hilltop one if you’re sketchy, the one on Rice if you’re drunk and/or stoned.