One time some guys and I were looking for a place to eat but it was already late. Someone suggested a Waffle House that was coming up. One of the other guys said, “it looks kinda sketchy”.

Of course it does. It’s a Waffle House. You should be more worried if it looks clean and well kept.

Oh man, do Denny’s folks not fight in your town?

We don’t have Waffle House in Minnesota, so our feisty 24/7 diner diners seem to do Denny’s. Perkins is where the square plate non-fighters eat.

Anyone with taste goes to Flameburger, though. The Hilltop one if you’re sketchy, the one on Rice if you’re drunk and/or stoned.

Sir, I think you’ve been ordering your hash browns wrong