• Got_Bent@lemmy.world
    88·
    10 months ago

    Hello there. I’m a mid twenties man living in current day, working part time in a home improvement store, and I live alone in a ten bedroom apartment in midtown Manhattan with my meticulously groomed pure bred dog, have twelve pack abs, perfectly coiffed hair, and am rewarded with the equally beautiful woman for criminally stalking her throughout the movie and ultimately forcing myself upon her.

    Movies are ridiculous. Ridiculous sells tickets or streams or whatever makes movies money these days.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      40·
      10 months ago

      Hi I am a reluctant hero who sometimes gets shot but only in fleshy muscles where the bullet always misses major blood vessels, tendons and bones. I also can still hear fine even after firing dozens of rounds indoors without any ear protection.

      We should hang out some time.

    • Evia@lemmy.world
      76·
      10 months ago

      Yeah, by stuffing moss and bundles of cotton in their knickers. If it’s a choice of that or stocking up on pads when I’m raiding Tesco, I know which one I’d rather

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
        18·
        10 months ago

        Cloth works well enough that in extreme survival situation you might forego pads in favour of food or drink.

        • Evia@lemmy.world
          44·
          10 months ago

          I can’t speak for all women but I think I’d try to have enough of both food and pads/tampons if I could. Pads are much more efficient at absorbing than a bundle of cloth and are cleaner, so wouldn’t cause thrush and other infections

          Pads and tampons are also good first aid supplies - I think tampons were first invented to plug bullet holes

          • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
            11·
            10 months ago

            I think tampons were first invented to plug bullet holes

            I think tampons are older invention than bullets. I know tampons have been used for battlefield wounds, but I don’t think that’s their original intended use.

          • medgremlin
            1·
            10 months ago

            Tampons are useless for wounds as they typically hold less than 30mL/1oz of fluid. If you have a large wound that is bleeding despite applying pressure, use a tourniquet (which you can make out of any sufficiently strong fabric and a stick)

  • shinratdr@lemmy.ca
    36·
    10 months ago

    To be fair the jacket could have also been from one of her brothers. She had 15 brothers so she knows how to handle herself.

  • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
    13·
    10 months ago

    On the other hand: i dont play games to enjoy while thinking about being dirty, having ill fitting clothes, running out of medicine and period products, etc.

    Thats all irritating stuff i have to worry about in reality.

    I dont want to have to think about those things in game; those arent fun mechanics.

      • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        10·
        10 months ago

        Would make speedrunning weirder than it is. “Alright we are choosing the male here because females are trash and we ain’t got time for feminine products.”

        • Tathas@programming.dev
          4·
          10 months ago

          Plus, male characters can urinate more easily, so we can save 10 seconds here and there. That’ll really add up over the campaign.

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
          3·
          10 months ago

          new vegas, choose to play as a woman so you can seduce the correct person and get an advantage

          though precisely because it is postapocalyptic it’s less of an advantage than you’d think, because the NCR can’t exactly afford to not put women in positions of power if they’re competent, and a shotgun does tend to even the field somewhat…

    • AdmiralShat@programming.devEnglish
      20·
      10 months ago

      This comment said:

      Hi, I’m a woman in a post-apocalyptic society and of course my legs and armpits are always shaved. Unlike the men who have to grow out their beards, I am always able to find razors.