I read the thumbail as:
Literally a clean room
Cups
This also works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKmnJgXyZpU
Fuck you can’t make this shit up
talk about delulu
Shouldn’t the labels be the other way around?
Nope. A cop recently had an acorn drop on his car and panicked, went into full on Max Payne power roll and emptied two clips into his own car. Even had a standoff with backup… with his own vehicle.
And there was a handcuffed man inside the vehicle, as well.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/16/florida-acorn-cop-shooting
Despite his negligent behaviour, the policeman was allowed to resign and face no further consequence.
lmao, his partner saw him shooting and yelling and started shooting at the car, too
Yep, two different police officers emptied clips into a parked police car with an unarmed, handcuffed man in the back, for no reason. Emptied their guns, firing at literally nothing, without stopping to check who they were shooting at, what might be behind what they are shooting at, and without any regard for the life of the suspect in custody.
Like what if there had been a shooter, and they were just shooting in the wrong direction? What if there were kids nearby?
They don’t care about any of that, silly.
They just need to make sure they harm enough POC for the month. Get there, golden.
Search YouTube for “cop tries to shoot a pomeranian.”
Edit: Tina Hight shot by deputy trying to shoot her dog; Deputy Brian Williams accidentally shoots woman
holy shit the stupidity
I get what you meant! The cop was shooting at an acorn so they should be the one with the gun, but its funnier if the cop is a crying girl
literall–
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To be fair the cop acted appropriately. You never know what the criminal is doing. YES the criminal was in handcuffs, YES he was in the car. But everyone has seen those videos of people escaping out of cop cars. And lets be real here he was already under arrest, IE he was likely a waste for society anyway. Its a fact and scientific evidence that criminals are always up to no good.
Damn, if you licked the cop’s boots any harder they’d end up with trenchfoot
If you’re being sarcastic, it’s way too realistic.
It’s called trolling, and he’s doing it well. I remember in at least 2008 this image being in almost everyone’s drive:
Down = up
I feel like that was the mantra in early September. It’s too bad it didn’t stick but I’m on board with reviving this one.
An acorn fell on his car
But it could have been the criminal. Its like Schrodingers cat. The moment he looked he would find out but at that point its better to shoot and be safe. I prefer a hardworking cop over a criminal. People have value in a society.
Cops can be criminals too. The world isn’t so black and white.
Y’all really can’t tell from all that exaggeration that that is a joke?
Sadly it’s not too far from what cop simps actually say. The only giveaway is using words like “criminal” instead of “thug”
Also, appealing to something like scientific evidence to make a point, they’d never do that
I’ll take a detained suspect in handcuffs over a jumpy simpleton with a handgun any day.
Let us know when the hard working cops show up to mass shootings, school shootings, basically any call, and… acorn events.
Lol goofy
An acorn fell on his car
You sure as shit don’t.
Did you drop the /s or what the hell are you talking about?
I think they’re just really stupid
Yes so it’s totally a valid excuse to shoot them dead if they’re trying to run away in handcuffs. Especially when they haven’t had their trial yet where they could be found innocent of their crime. They totally deserve to have their life ended.
/s
I play Reverse Uno Straw man - YOU ARE BANISHED TO THE WASTES OF SOCIETY YUGI MOTO.
Is your comment satire?
Its a fact and scientific evidence that criminals are always up to no good.
no they’re deadly serious
How tf are people thinking this is serious
I didn’t realize that well executed trolling would cause such devastation in the Lemmy community. They understand shit posting, but they don’t understand someone intentionally posting a fabrication that they know everyone else will disagree with.
You had me in the first half
