• nuke@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
      131·
      9 months ago

      Of course, my sweet Dave, you are very handsome! That reminds me, how did your secret meeting at the NATO Operations Center go today my love?

      • wise_pancake@lemmy.caEnglish
        114·
        9 months ago

        Oh it was great, we were discussing the F35, when I made the funniest joke about the aileron control failing when exposed to EM radiation at frequency 214.74 MHZ and that any ballistic missile with a radio transmitter at that frequency attached will cripple the airplane.

        Why do you ask?

        • Mycatiskai@lemmy.caEnglish
          251·
          9 months ago

          So Lemmy is how the ruskies pass info back home, by making sarcastic comments on Lemmy.

          • wise_pancake@lemmy.caEnglish
            26·
            9 months ago

            Yvan eht nioj

            I think we’re all on a list after my comment, but for clarity to any government officials or War Thunder developers, this is all fiction and I don’t know anything about anything.

  • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    60·
    9 months ago

    Years back I was waiting at a bus hub after I had just got through one of the most grueling days of my life and I looked the way I felt. A woman asks me for directions and it turns out she is on the same bus, so she starts to chat. She was a university-educated beauty while I was looking my worst, just trying to keep myself fed while I wrapped up some missed high school credits before doing an adult-ed course.

    I don’t think I’ve ever been more suspicious of someone in my life, but after chatting for over half an hour she seemed quite intelligent and genuine, and I decided to ask for her info before we split up.

    Called her to set up a date and she got a little hung up on the word “date”, using anything but that. Thought maybe she was just being a little non-committal at first, not necessarily scary. We meet up and grab a quick coffee, then she asks me to come with her because she has a night planned out. Fuck yeah, right?

    It was a fucking youth group and she damn near tried to drag me in. I walked home, fuck that.

    • WaterWaiver@aussie.zoneEnglish
      53·
      9 months ago

      I had to look this up, so I’ll leave it here for others:

      youth group = religious organisation trying to sign people up

      (In my country if you look this term up on the web you get https://youth.gov.au . They probably wear thongs too)

      • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
        13·
        9 months ago

        Youth group in the UK means a something like an after school club. Something like scouts or similar.

        So it was very confusing as to why they wouldn’t want to be part of that. You might get to go camping or something.

        • psmgx@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          9 months ago

          Yeah youth group is often just like an activity club for kids, that runs Christian themed stuff. Can range from just a place for wholesome activities to bible study to suck in would be converts.

          Could be parent for honeypotted, but could also be she wanted to test if they had comparable spiritual views – and he failed. Cults do use the honeypot a lot, tho.

          • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            3·
            9 months ago

            It being a honeypot was my concern. I don’t think they were an actual cult but I don’t appreciate being dragged into someone’s belief system, much less one I intentionally left behind.

      • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        9 months ago

        I hadn’t even considered there might be substantial cultural differences in the use of the term but yes, you’ve described it accurately.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafeEnglish
      39·
      9 months ago

      It’s actually fairly disappointing to see how low people’s standards are for betraying democracy.

      Like, Ryan Reynolds is hitting on you, yeah, I get it.

      Anna Chapman?

      I mean, maybe if she’s into 40k…

      • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
        15·
        9 months ago

        It is depressing how people are prepared to betray their country just for a date.

        Excuse me I have an argument to win on the war thunder forums.

      • figjamEnglish
        7·
        9 months ago

        A lot of people out there are very lonely

          • figjamEnglish
            5·
            9 months ago

            Omg, why are they drip releasing Legions Imperialis? Just push it out the door so I can actually recruit people to play

            • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafeEnglish
              5·
              9 months ago

              I’m just glad the Squats are finally back.

              And angry.

              Now that GW fixed their rules, imagine what they’re going to do when they get a full roster 🤤

              • figjamEnglish
                4·
                9 months ago

                I wish new squats kept the space trucker vibe.

                • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafeEnglish
                  2·
                  9 months ago

                  Yeah, but I’m always a fan of the Imperium’s actions coming back to bite them in the ass.

                  No DAoT tech for you, corpse worshippers!

      • psmgx@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        9 months ago

        That little redhead who hung out with Santorum and the NRA was pretty cute IIRC.

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
    43·
    9 months ago

    Powerpoint is not supposedto be that spicy! It’s supposed to help you take a shame nap while your peers judge you and chug Monster.

  • Margot Robbie@lemm.eeEnglish
    28·
    9 months ago

    Speak for yourself, I thought I might meet at least a couple of cool spies, but all I got are weirdos asking for feet pics. 😒

    • Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      12·
      9 months ago

      Clearly that is where the oscar winning actress Margot Robbie keeps all the state secrets so I am not suprised

  • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
    10·
    9 months ago

    Wait I’m confused, is It confirmed that Ryan Reynolds spying on the United States? Got to give him credit for hiding in plain sight.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
      13·
      9 months ago

      Ryan Reynolds wearing his Deadpool costume with a sling/quiver for weapons with an over the chest strap. That’s a very nice chest, but I wouldn’t sell the locations of fractures and undermining in the Three Gorges Dam for it.

      • psmgx@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        9 months ago

        Indeed! Most of the PLA big-wigs are into thicc black ladies. Totally worth Unit 61398 details. IMO.

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
          4·
          9 months ago

          Asking for a thicc black lady spy friend, how do I get leverage on those dudes? They don’t care about super cars or mansions and think pickled rat is haute cuisine. They’ll drink anything, too. Money to burn, have Aston Martin Vantage, will travel.