Because screw Canada, screw the british, screw their king and entire royal family, screw the quebec frogs, double screw all the United Empire loyalist crackers that fled the revolution and settled in Canada, and most importantly screw the canadian government.
you will tolerate the court of queen’s bench spending a zillion dollars rebranding to the court of king’s bench for the two years that asshole is still alive
If you let me trap any billionares we find there in their bunkers and see how much nasty stuff getting stuffed in their air intake pipes for them to croak from the stank
How about no. i’ll actually take up arms if anybody here tries to get us annexed by KKKanada
you will have free healthcare, whether you want it or not.
I will unify the entire population of this state and organize warbands to kickstart the first North American continental war in centuries!
Ok, I’ll bite. Why would being part of Canada be worse than being part of the US?
Because screw Canada, screw the british, screw their king and entire royal family, screw the quebec frogs, double screw all the United Empire loyalist crackers that fled the revolution and settled in Canada, and most importantly screw the canadian government.
You will use the King Charles stamps.
You will half-assedly learn French for several years in elementary and highschool, but not enough to even be conversational.
You will learn who the real winners of the war of 1812 were.
Get ready to learn the proper context in which to say eh, and start calling people bud/buddy, buddy.
WE WILL DUMP YOUR MAPLE SYRUP INTO THE OCEAN!
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Ok, if you want to remain Alaskan, recite the Bible in Rosski!
The devil is a rosski? We speak Alaskan in Alaska!
Ok speak the first words of the Bible in one of Alaska’s indigenous language…
Why the bible though? Wouldn’t it be better to talk about the Raven in one of the Alaskan languages?
you will tolerate the court of queen’s bench spending a zillion dollars rebranding to the court of king’s bench for the two years that asshole is still alive
okay but do you wanna join a union state with my free Soviet hawaii
Only if you help invade Vancouver to open a path to conqueroring the lower 48 via Washington
then you have to send your fishing boats to help the invasion of new zealand
If you let me trap any billionares we find there in their bunkers and see how much nasty stuff getting stuffed in their air intake pipes for them to croak from the stank
this is a deal we are willing to make
why? how could it be worse than being part of the USA?
Because they’re Canadian