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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

Hearse Driver Makes Small Talk With Corpse Riding In Back

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Hearse Driver Makes Small Talk With Corpse Riding In Back

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Chitchatting as he took his passenger from a funeral home to a graveside service nearby, local hearse driver Glen Holland reportedly made small talk Thursday with the corpse riding in the back of his vehicle. “Going to Elmwood Cemetery, huh?” Holland said to the man who had died from multiple gunshot…
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    “Is it okay if I put you down for 20%?”

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    Maybe not his fault, is probably just blind so had no idea passenger is dead.

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