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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse

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Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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MENLO PARK, CA—As he argued that he of all people should know the difference between the real and virtual worlds, a blood-covered Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly informed Friday that the murder he had just committed was not in the metaverse. “Yeah, right, there’s no way that guy I just killed was real—we’re in the…
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