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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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MENLO PARK, CA—As he argued that he of all people should know the difference between the real and virtual worlds, a blood-covered Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly informed Friday that the murder he had just committed was not in the metaverse. “Yeah, right, there’s no way that guy I just killed was real—we’re in the…
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  • Nobody@lemmy.world
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    Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

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      I feel like he’s too boring for that.

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        That’s just the mask he wears in public.

        • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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          I wonder if he’d learn something about him and his peers in Forbes’ top in the future.

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      Hey, unregistered psykers aren’t allowed on the Internet!

      Stop spilling state secrets! Now we’re going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!

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      Hey now, don’t kink shame

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    On an unrelated note, he’s running for president.

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      Removed by mod

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