[…] can you promise me you won’t send the police to my house and have me arrested? […] I got kids. I don’t want them to see that.

Touching, isn’t it?

Refusing to submit “fingerprints and a DNA sample as required by law,” not appearing at her court date on March 7, 2024, alleged election tamperer and Trump minion, attorney Stefanie Lambert Juntilla is thumbing her nose at everybody. Even her LinkedIn photo is, euphemistically, misrepresentative…

They're never like their profile photo
Photo: LinkedIn.

Why so tense?
Photo: Dieu-Nalio Chery/Reuters

Lambert Junttila did not appear at the Thursday show cause hearing and will have 24 hours to turn herself in, with prosecutor Tim Maat requesting that the warrant not be executed until 5 p.m. Friday in line with a previous agreement he had made with Lambert Junttila, where she asked that Maat not send officers to her home to arrest her.

The court had issued multiple orders for Lambert Junttila to have her fingerprints and a DNA sample taken, as is required by law. Matis noted the initial order requesting fingerprints and DNA sampling was issued on Aug. 4, 2023, with a deadline of Aug. 10, 2023.

“I did order the defendant to be present. Candidly, if she had shown up with proof she had done it that would have been fine. But obviously she’s not present,” [Oakland County Circuit Court Judge Jeffery S.] Matis said.

And with that, Judge Matis issued a bench warrant for Attorney Lambert Junttila’s arrest. Enough’s enough, n’est-ce pas?


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