I used slack for about 4 years and it was the best. Had everything you could ever want for that sort of thing. As a graphic designer, I took pride in creating hilarious representations of my team mates as emojis for all to share. Then I changed jobs and started using Teams. It’s like… Why even bother? Let’s just go back to physical letters and phone calls while we’re at it. Except, that would be more reliable.

ALL I WANT IS PANTS!!! A DESCENT PAIR OF PANTS!!!

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

Ah the ol’ desire path strikes again!

I used to be disgusted that people didn’t seem to care that they were risking their own privacy and national security to boot. But then I remembered that our own government won’t do anything to keep our individual privacy in check from corporations. So as long as that’s the case, I don’t see why anyone should give a fuck. The government did this to themselves.

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?

Malcolm in the middle was always excellent for showing exaggerated examples of realistic family meals. For breakfast the kids are all eating some kind of sugary cereal and maybe some orange juice and dad is running as fast as he can to grab coffee and go burning himself in the process. Or on the occasion they make a nice weekend breakfast, the older boys grab most of the food and there’s almost nothing left for Dewey. If that show could manage to come up with a multitude of family meal scenarios over the course of the show, why can’t people writing movie scripts write one single semi-realistic scene? This trope bugs me just as much as hanging up without concluding the call.

Is that mayo… and lettuce… On a hotdog?!? Blasphemy!

JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

It depends on the laws in the state/county/city. In the worst case scenario, you could serve jail time. In the best case scenario, you stay away from that town and nothing happens. In the medium case scenario, the municipality sends it to collections where you’ll then be harassed and/or dinged on your credit report.

This is for Medicaid not Medicare.

• Medicaid = covers poor people
• Medicare = covers old people

So this is the “How can we fuck poor people even harder” act.

It’s all part of the plan…

🎶 Well did she ever return, no she never returned

And her fate is still unlearned

She may plug forever the hole beneath her

She’s the lady who never returned 🎶

If the French could do it, we certainly can as well. At least… I hope so.

Are you just drinking straight vodka? Maybe that’s more your problem…

My parent’s dog is like this. He hates winter because he’s always cold and shivering. He shivers so much, that they have to give him more food, or he’ll lose too much weight. Now you might say “why don’t they give him a sweater or a blanket”? Well they do and they’ve tried to convince him that these things keep him warm. But he’s also kind of dumb and will remove any sweater when you’re not looking and he’ll only stay under blankets if you sit with him. So instead they’ve resorted to having a plug in heater he can go sit by if he wants to. But he doesn’t always seem to remember it’s there and shivers anyway.

Some dirt bags are slightly less bad than other dirtbags. That’s why I have Comcast Internet.

What about hot cold dogs?

I usually take the floor leaves and tuck them into a plant or two I actually buy. That way I’m still paying for something and I might get some freebies if I can get the extra leaves to grow but it’s not guaranteed. I probably wouldn’t do this at a local store tho, just the big box stores.