You should have heard what the aliens were saying over voice comms. Their burns were so complex that even NASAs best could understand them.

I like your world where Aliens exist, but our only interaction with them is children controlling the turrets on a toy car.

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places hands over ears screams “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU EVERYTHING IS FINE”

They overwhelm everyone knowing that 80% of this shit is gonna get outlawed or overturned, but that 20% that gets through is gonna be huge for them.

So is their position that deception via impersonation is free speech?

I’m voting for Dukakis

Yeah, but I don’t own the bus

I feel like Meta could do a ton more damage with my information than Tencent

“Yeah, but that event was taken out of context!” Or “Well, yeah, he did and said those things, but that’s not what he meant!”

It’s all cassarole down here

Gulf of the Americas

Don’cha know

Cursed

Technically correct

Continuing to call it the gulf of mexico will piss him off more

Dems never have the balls to wield their power effectively. They could have a supermajority in both houses and still wouldn’t even be able to create an honorary holiday like notional french fry day or some other meaningless gesture.

Hah… four. I see you’re an optimist.

They want to purge all dissenters. They only want people in power who are loyal to the cause. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

President Musk would like a word