is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he’s WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he’s WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up
You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it’s not a competition, but I’ve heard the guy has done some fairly bad things
These graphs are mighty fine, thanks for providing them
Daily reminder that two different things can be bad at the same time.
I thought it had to be either a big number, or a small number. So, yeah.
🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?
I’ll get there eventually
Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it
be me
get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
“dad where are we going”
“my friends want to meet you anon”
pull up to schoolmate’s house
it’s on fire
the firefighters are there
get to see my enemies die screaming while burning
get to see a real fire truck
mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better
He’s the messiah! Lisan al-Ghaib!
And sacred C4! Blessed be mighty O’Neill of the magic play-doh.
Currency to buy what? To buy gold of course, which was a famous Aztec staple. They were very fond of it. Never heard the expressions “I hunger for gold”, “as delicious as a gold ingot”, “this cake must be made of gold”? All proofs of the sacred place of gold in the Aztec kitchen. It is known, look it up on YouTube.
Gadget Hackwrench
Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby
Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.
Ah yes, you’re right of course. Why did I think of that? Downvotes are welcome, that was silly
That doesn’t explain the gay frogs, at all.
I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it’s in the article). Because SW companies don’t really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.
Where is the Lion King?
The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.
- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?
- As a CEO language model, I don’t have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.