Do you like having your back rubbed?

“Casa Bonita” and “Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers”

We almost sent a WHITE MAN to jail for a crime he didn’t commit!

Which one I see two fat friends

No, we weren’t allowed to watch “The John Schneider Variety Hour”

I have no clue, I went to public school

What does it matter? The show is accessible to everyone, and everyone should get to enjoy it!

Whats in a name.

Anytime I drive with someone and they start driving recklessly I scream “OH JEEZE THIS CAR IS GOING FAAAAST”

Family Guy isn’t a show you watch to make you think or feel anything.

Not saying it’s good or bad, just saying it’s got its place.

Not bad, just super duper forgettable

He’s gonna find out that being celibate Ain’t nothing to celebrate!

Rated PG-13

ROADKILL: CAUGHT ON TAPE

I gave him a dollar

Wow…I’m just now learning that was Diedrich Bader