Any of the original Indiana Jones films.

They were storyboarded almost like a comic book. I once heard a University professor online talking about how you can watch any of the three original movies in black and white with no sound and still have a perfect understanding of the story; that’s how strong they are . If you ever want an entertaining evening, invite some friends over and do just that.

Sure bud

How has that got anything to do with religion?

That’s not a monkey’s paw, that’s just… sad.

r/im14andthisisdeep

There are versions online that you can 3d print already

2500 years later…

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm… “Ea-nasr… is… a cunt?!”

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

I would help myself become more confident, less anxious and a better person.

I know that sounds lame but that alone would be worth more than any stock tips to me.

Sending my mind back to the past is the wish I keep in my back pocket to blurt out if I see a falling star or meet a geanie.

Was that the number of wigglers he injected into Stormy Daniels?

It’s never too late for a good bazinga

Well so far I’ve painted all the rocks in my garden neon yellow, so I’ve done about the same as those twats.

Oh, and also all the things I mentioned in my previous post (except run for Parliament), so there is that.

Doesn’t actually take that much fucking effort. I can’t guarantee that my actions will have definite results, but what I can say for sure is that at least I’m doing things that are actually targeted at fixing the problem and not just getting attention so that a bunch of useless wankers can feel self-righteous.

Certainly my solar panels will contribute something at least.

So, what have you done?

It’s really just a call to change by not playing by their rules, eg get a degree and then move to a jurisdiction where the loan people can’t get to you, or get a degree from another country where it’s less expensive.

I’m not really advocating for riots or anything.

I don’t know but he looks like a perfect candidate for a top hat

I’d still rather have kind, silly grandpa than angry orange grandpa

Does anyone else find the term “creatives” to be so damn condescending? It’d be like calling executives, “Admins” or “powerpointers”

Neo cons unironically love all of those degrees, at least in the US. Don’t forget that student loans are a big business.

Non-occupational degrees give a steady supply of young workers with massive debt and qualifications that won’t enable them to get a job with a high enough wage to pay back the principle of that debt.

This is how the gig economy flourishes.

This is how Amazon stays in business.

This is how the hospitality industry thrives on a deliberately broken business model.

This is how landlords profit.

This is how the post-boomer generations are oppressed.

We are cannon fodder.

Rise up.

Become ungovernable.

FTP

They’re not doing anything except virtue signalling.

What did you do during the climate crisis, grandpa? Did you canvass politicians? Did you install solar panels? Did you vote for the green party? Did you blockade drilling sites? Did you run for Parliament?

No Jimmy I sprayed paint on some old rocks

May as well stay at home and stab yourself in the head with a fork until you black out.

Great humanist values there, pal 👍

Well that depends on the laws where you live but if you actually want the contract to be enforceable then yes, it needs to follow certain rules, and no, you can’t just “write any bullcrap”.

I’ve spent time on the underground and I don’t need AI to tell you it’s 50% drunk, 50% depressed