Originally from The West Wing, but that’s a good line to pull.

• Congressman Skinner: Josh, all the Marriage Recognition Act does is ensure that a radical social agenda isn’t thrust upon an entire country that isn’t ready for it yet.
• Josh Lyman: Thirty-two states have passed laws banning same-sex marriage; the states are doing a fine job protecting themselves from a ‘radical social agenda’ without a federal shield.
• Congressman Skinner: Josh…
• Josh Lyman: I like you guys that wanna reduce the size of government: make it just small enough so it can fit in our bedrooms.