More info: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=lCSrN-e_dkE
(Also, DO NOT refer to it by any acronyms! The canonical name of this factual and objective news publication is Canadian-United Media, to shorten it into an acronym is to insult the Western free world’s journalism prowess!)
What is with the rakoons? (I don’t want to use a c; c is arbitrarily orthographically inconsistent.