• BlueLineBae
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    12 hours ago

    “Now why would anybody do drugs when you can just mow a lawn?” - Hank Hill

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        11 hours ago

        Getting high and driving slowly in circles is the best. I miss my riding mower but do not miss having a yard that required one.

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          10 hours ago

          I bet, but I’ve only got a 1/4 acre, so I just push mow. Still makes a relatively relaxing task even better, though lol.

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          tbh, my first thought was “oh that’s terrible” and my second thought was “maybe he was drunk?”. It’s also possible he had some kind of medical emergency and couldn’t stop for some reason.