Mine is

“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”

  • DancingBear
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    1 month ago

    I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!