Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1182arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠linkfedilinkarrow-up24·11 months agoEverytime someone sneezed, and she says “Gesundheit”, I quietly ask her, “Did you just say Kazoo Tight?”.
minus-squareBossDj@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoWhen she’d say “I guess” I’d pretend to have heard “heck yes” and get excited. Then I started with my kids. Now my daughter does it to her own friends and I’ve never been more proud
Everytime someone sneezed, and she says “Gesundheit”, I quietly ask her, “Did you just say Kazoo Tight?”.
When she’d say “I guess” I’d pretend to have heard “heck yes” and get excited. Then I started with my kids. Now my daughter does it to her own friends and I’ve never been more proud