I read the title last
Ask your mother how she did it
You’re excused. Anyone else?
The guy who was turned into a cow found out that day all his coworkers had secretly been furries the whole time.
a boss that is also a cartoon villain is more understanding than my workplace
I can almost always lucid dream, but I’ve never been able to turn into not-me. No issues with flying (except the damn power lines in the way), sexy-time-on-demand, using doorways as portals to wherever I want to go, etc, but if I try to become not-me, I wake up. Can’t say I’ve ever tried to become a cow, though.
sexy time
Vietnam flashbacks to 2012 era weird reddit slang
The Borat movie was from 2006.
You are correct, but what I’m saying, is that by 2012 it was used by weird nerds on reddit almost any time they referred to sex lol
I, for one, welcome our 2012 overlords.
Another certified reddit classique fr fr 👌
Sigh, unzips.
Possibly influenced by movies and games, I’m not-me in my dreams all the time. I’ve been all kinds of people, animals, aliens, non-corporeal entities etc, but as soon as I realize it’s happening, not-me instantly becomes me.
I’m never in my dreams. My dreams are from the 3rd person perspective and play out like a movie.
They’re like a movie for me as well, but I’m directing, filming and acting in them. You could say I’m on set, creating scenes and playing them out.
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It’s hard to dream of something you can’t experience or imagine. I wonder if role playing a cow in full costume would bring them closer to their dreams.
I wonder if the guy who lived as a goat for a few days has goat dreams…
https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/the-man-who-lived-like-a-goat
If you weren’t chosen by Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill to protect your planet I feel bad for you, son: I got 99 problems but lacking the ability to shapeshift into the animal of my choosing ain’t one
I think you mean Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul. Ax is Elfangor’s brother
Psh
Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul or bust son, Aximili is just a lowly aristh, ain’t got nothin’ on a true prince ✋😠
All I’ve ever used Chat-GPT for is asking stuff like, what if the Hobbits were Animorphs? What if the Animorphs had the Ring of Power? And similar questions. It spends most of the time reminding me these are both works of fiction, which I feel is a given.
My sister could tell you.
I’m already an animal, maaan.
I was going to give advice and explain what works for me but then i saw the sub
The only time I’ve ever been able to just make something happen by wanting it badly enough in my mind was turning on the radio and hearing the song I was singing in my head begin to play at the exact spot I was at in my head.
The Secret is fuckin’ bullshit.
I always try things like this when I realize I’m dreaming, yet it never happens on command. Like if I want something or want to be somewhere, I can never just make it happen instantly, but if the thought lingers in my head long enough it’ll sort of manifest itself in the dream.
If you live with the Yaqui indians you can turn into a raven. /s Obscure Castaneda reference
Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Can’t be a cow, man.
Smoke salvia
For the sake of the human race I hope this is an oblivious kid or a troll cause otherwise I lost all faith in us as a species
Didn’t check the sub in the screenshot, didn’t we?
Did not care
Edit: My bad, what I met to say was that I did not pay attention to that part.
so the oblivious troll was you all along…
