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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape

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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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Consumers across the nation broadly agreed that easter candy tastes better than regular candy despite being made of the same ingredients, sources experiencing a sugar coma confirmed.
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    Screw, tin man.

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