crimsonpoodle@pawb.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoIf some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed?pawb.socialimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down17
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageIf some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed?pawb.socialcrimsonpoodle@pawb.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarekromem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·8 months agoHeroin - safer than fentanyl and sure to keep your human from ever running away. “When my little Bobby is a bit too active and needs to calm down, I chose heroin each time, every time.” “Heroin: Xorglob tested, human approved.”
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoIt’s alarming how frequently my vet prescribes benzos for my dog. He’s a reactive dog sure but he’s not overly anxious. Part of me thinks that it’s the vet trying to make one more sale sometimes.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoJust get a stray dog and take it to the vet. After $500 in bills you can get some dog Diazepam.
Heroin - safer than fentanyl and sure to keep your human from ever running away.
“When my little Bobby is a bit too active and needs to calm down, I chose heroin each time, every time.”
“Heroin: Xorglob tested, human approved.”
It’s alarming how frequently my vet prescribes benzos for my dog. He’s a reactive dog sure but he’s not overly anxious. Part of me thinks that it’s the vet trying to make one more sale sometimes.
hay itz me, ur dog
edit: arf
Just get a stray dog and take it to the vet. After $500 in bills you can get some dog Diazepam.