Picked up the sea salt one at Muh-nards this morning. Comes with menards 11% storerwide mail in rebate so final cost $ .69 Whoever gets that kidney they need you’re welcome.
What no picture of him doing that forced pain smile for thumbnails on the package?
god we really live in a late enough capitalist hellscape where “celebrity philanthropist” is actually a job title now? complete with his own line of chocolate bars? fucking hell, lenin please come back
I mean that’s not too far from what a lot of robber barons did after getting sufficiently wealthy by, you know, robbing. Though just leaning in and directly merchandising with it rather than like, funding libraries and (often dubious) charities, really ought to undercut the “philanthropist” reputation. I guess this is as good as we get now
I know a few kids and one of them is fucking obsessed with these. He wants to be Mr. Beast when he grows up. America has fallen.
He wants to be Mr. Beast when he grows up
Tell him he can’t and that you have to be born rich to do what he does.
A great way to radicalise kids is to tear away the lie they’re told that they can choose what they want to be under capitalism
Unfortunately he’s not my kid and I’m not gonna tell other people’s kids stuff like that. He’ll get it though his mom is real good and she gets it.
Good mom’s are wholesome
The word “feastables” does make me think it’s for my dog, for some reason. A dangerous game we are playing here.
Well don’t leave us hanging, how was it?
I think this chocolate is notoriously dogshit
ngl, it’s chocolate. It’s my vice. I’d buy a couple at that price.
It’s real shit chocolate
How I picture WilsonWilson talking about muh nards
Didn’t his drink just come out with like 3x your lifetime amount of PFAS?
I think that was a different YouTube person
i didn’t get what the point was here until i read the comments, i thought it was about the price drop
i would’ve had no idea what this was in a store if i just saw it on a shelf
I’d eat a lot of dogshit chocolate for 79 cents a pop
I’d buy a box to dole out on ebay in 20 years
This might be off topic, but what is grass-fed milk? How the hell do you feed milk in the first place?
Grassfed cows make grass fed milk
Its a silly thing that means nothing, all cows eat grass as its the cheapest thing to feed them.
