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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Do they want Baphomet in their schools? Because this is how you get Baphomet in your schools.
Do they want Baphomet in their schools? Because this is how you get Baphomet in your schools.
Time to post 10 commandments in Arabic and watch MAGA meltdown
Not even that complicated; just invite a religious scholar to explain what Jesus said, starting with caring for hungry people and immigrants and in general literally just what he taught and what he cared about
They’ll shut that shit down like a female student with unpermitted clothing
Oh they’ll invite a “scholar” all right. The southern Baptist militia chaplain would love to preach to some kids.
Wouldn’t even be the first time this month that a bunch of religious zealots and government thugs stormed a school full of peace-loving hippies and dragged them off by their hair.
Just post the laws from Leviticus right next to them to make it clear nobody follows this.
Don’t wear cloth of mixed fabric was my favorite of god’s laws.
It’s curious how many xtians eat shrimp. And cheeseburgers, ffs. Against their god’s law.
Do it in original Hebrew to really have some fun.