• Wrench@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    My DM once gave me a cursed sword that required me to kill a humanoid daily.

    It then devolved into side bars where we had to negotiate taking a kingdom’s prisoners with us in the hold of a boat on our mission to save the queen or whatever. For murder sword food.

    Still one of my favorite campaigns. I do think he regretted giving me an excuse to derail his campaign to go murder-hoboing, though.

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      23 days ago

      I’ve never actually played. I hope to someday. The closest I’ve gotten is BG3 which isn’t saying a lot.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        That’s actually a really great introduction to D&D! It’s basically the same thing, except the voice actors are terrible IRL, and the graphics take place in the theater of the mind. But you have a lot more freedom to be creative and veer off track, which can be amazing.

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        23 days ago

        Yeah, that will set the bar too high for getting things done without an hour per campaign session making dumb jokes

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          22 days ago

          Or discussing the scientific implications of magic. That happened way too often. I’m pretty sure that one specific DM will never give anyone an Everfull Stein ever again.