It also propels itself forward by discharging high velocity watermarks.
I liked the meme, but your comment got an actual chuckle from me. Thanks for the laugh, friend
For those interested in this species, this is actually called a “Long-tailed tit”. This particular one is of the caudatus subspecies, recognizable by its pure white head, like this
Me writing my resume in third person
What an asshole putting that obnoxious watermark on a picture he didn’t take
Here’s an insta of an actual Japanese wildlife photographer chock-full of great photos of this bird (among others)
tiktok automatically watermarks it when u save a pic from a slideshow
Oh, so they’re the assholes.
Indeed, it’s a really wonderful photo otherwise
The photographer who took this photo barely escaped with his life.
I heard that the bird actually tracked him down and murder him shortly after. They found the camera’s SD card is the only thing still intact at the scene.
It’s a really cool bird
Reminds me of the indie game, Skate Bird.
Killer borb
If there is one thing I’ve learned from Physics, is that everything is relative.
That’s a snowball.
Did you mean pounds per square inch? The foot-pound is a unit of torque. That number would make more sense for the force generated by its wings.
think of the bird’s claw as a small torque wrench … similarly, when we unscrew the cap of a jar, we notice that our hands have a limited torque capacity.
Has anyone measured the impedance of that bird? It could be in the trillions of ohms! Terrifying if you think about it!
Sweet, a Long-tailed Tit.
Pictured above, a bird whose wings double as ears
Hard to unsee
Pssssh. The bag is wet, move in! Pssssh!
We all know that this bird is a murder hobo.
Which… really just makes it cuter.
