This is so much more topical than a typical New Yorker cartoon, and there’s actually a joke in there somewhere. I’m kind of impressed.
It’s funny, for those reasons I just assumed that it’s a parody of a New Yorker cartoon.
Looks like the artist is a real New Yorker contributor. Still, this could be just his for-fun work.
I don’t see it in the August 5th edition of the New Yorker. I’m subscribed digitally through my local library and I do read it occasionally.
Hidden between the cushions probably
Right next to where he is tenderly caressing the gap with his right hand. Stroke, squeeze, go deeper. Give me some of that good upholstery. Yeah, even that pilling gets me. Yeah, I don’t mind the crumbs. It is all good. Sorry, what was the question?
My God, there’s a zipper back here
It’s not going away, dude.
People are saying…
how much couch does a couch fucker fuck when a couch fucker does fuck couch
Could congressman constantly copulating couches create countless crusty cushions?
Certainly! Copious couch coitus causes cum-crusted cushions
Christ, what an asshole.
Oh my god is this one real? The New Yorker is doing this now?
This is way too good
Absolutely savage
Ouch, god damn
If anyone feels bad for this asshole know he’s basically an edgy Redditor with no spine
Just brutal.
The guy that published the picture of the “book” admitted it was a troll.
But it sticks because Vance looks like the kind of weirdo who would actually do that. It wouldn’t work on Biden, for example.
Young Biden was a hottie, he didn’t need pay-to-play couches.
But there’s still no proof that James David didn’t fuck a couch.
Excuse me, but I believe you have misspelled Jackin Decouch Vance.
Hmm, isn’t that kinda weird? Is he okay?
I think he’ll feel better once he gets down on and with his couch
Excuse me, but did you misspell Shay D Vance?
Jance Dance Vance. That’s his name.
I’m sick of these types of lies they don’t move the conversation forward. It’s not a couch! It’s a “love seat”.
Cream filled love seat.
“Filled” is a little generous, bro gives off low volume vibes.
The other day I didn’t drink enough water and when I jerked off it was like a dried up booger that I had to pull out of my dick hole.
I hate you so fucking much.
I figured it was too absurd to be real, but I can’t help but laugh at jokes about it.
It’s not every election that something like this, independent from all the serious conversations, becomes a meme.
We know. It’s still hilarious.
which probably makes him feel even worse when he thinks about how historians 1000 years from now will be writing their dissertations on j.d. ‘the couch fucking couchfucker’ vance
I’m just amazed anyone thought otherwise. To me it clearly seemed to be a joke. Then when the AP fact check went up (saying he probably didn’t, but no one can be certain), it got exponentially more hilarious. And then when, inevitably, they took the fact check down, it was fully cemented into the public consciousness.
I wish we’d spend the time on things that actually matter, like him wanting to insert himself into things that should be between a person and their doctor, but since it bothers horrible people, I’m not complaining.
I wish we’d spend the time on things that actually matter, like him wanting to insert himself into things
Isn’t that exactly what we’re doing?
(Sorry)
But then other news suggests its totally true and a verified fact, we’re just asking questions and assuming the answer that feels most true. I’ll never belive the media lies that he isn’t a sofa fucker.
