• lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world
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    i will cover myself in dirt to show how I am in touch with nature and my true self. No dirt on my face, though.

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Isashi Ouchi just slowly melted alive in a hospital bed for attention.

    (Warning: if you don’t know, it is a very sad google search)

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      This is something I show students in physics class because they’re just morbid at high school age and I’m pretty morbid myself.

      But no, I do black it out on the slideshow and give the antsy a chance to vacate the classroom.

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    Fact: In the beginning, God said, “Let there be light.”

    Fact: Light is electromagnetic radiation

    Therefore, radiation is a God’s Will and we should bathe in it daily.

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    Q: What did Marie Curie say to Albert Einstein?

    A: At speeds approaching c, I still have one more Nobel prize than you

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    Me when I don’t get my daily dose of radiation

    Image description

    A screenshot of the game over screen from Cruelty Squad. It reads, “Divine light severed. You are a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters”

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    you gotta love the conditional “pure of spirit”. Not pure of spirit? Oops sorry then you melt.

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      Obviously you’re only pure of spirit if you don’t fake your radiation sickness, but if you do, you’re not…

      Really gives a whole new meaning to the term “Fake it till you make it.”

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      Cave Johnson here. I had a couple of the boys in the lab distill a few volunteers into a pure spirit one time. In a blind taste test, our visionless visionaries described it as having a “hint of cherry, sensations of memories long forgotten, and an impending feeling of eternal damnation and suffering.” Quite the jokers they were. A real shame that they spontaneously combusted and melted into a viscous goo shortly after.

  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    Flat Earth white Jesus didn’t die for our sins so the circle Sun wouldn’t bless us with its divine rays! 🤠

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      the circle Sun

      The funniest part about many flat Earthers is that they do believe that other planets etc are spherical (probably because it’s obvious when you look at them through a telescope), somehow it’s just the Earth that’s flat

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      In the early days of nuclear research he and radiation, they didn’t know how dangerous it was, and there was a lot of stupidity (and even more things that are stupidity in the hindsight of progress.)

      But I’m pretty sure she never said this.

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    Ridiculous divinity reference aside, the sun’s light and heat are both radiation that our existence depends on.

    However, if she prefers ionizing radiation I’m sure we can find some radithor, a radium water jar, or some basement full of radon for her the meme creator to soak in.