• profdc9@lemmy.world
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    Trump’s “dementia” is really caused by a CIA 5G microchip implanted in his brain. During the attempted assassination, the second shooter in the grassy knoll fired a microchip implant gun that penetrated the wound left by the first shot, thus providing the perfect cover. Now Trump’s thoughts are controlled by sympathetic bioresonant microwave thetan energy waves captured by the microchip from dark stealth satellites.

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      Um sir its illegal to leak trade secrets like that.

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      Satellites? Pfft. Only someone from the deep state would say that. The earth is flat, with a firmament. Satellites are a NASA lie. /s

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        Unfortunately, flat earthers don’t think satellites don’t exist, they just think they use balloons to keep them up there. Shocking, I know.

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        Satellites, yes. DARK STEALTH satellites, no. Flat earth orbital physics, suppressed by the Deep State physics establishment, forms a neutronic orthogonal data relay between dimensional synapses thus facilitating global hive mind control.

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          If you cross your eyes while looking at QR codes, the Democratic Party’s subliminal group pacification runes become visible, and you realize that their true purpose is to condition the public to eliminate AR-15s and other freedom weapons, subverting the Founding Father’s Constitutional liberal jettison clause in the 0th Amendment.

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      All my microchip from the vaxx does is give me 1200 in an account every month…hmmm